Friday, August 8, 2008

We have PROOF!!!!

Proof that Obama is a Werewolf!

We have definitive proof that Obama is in fact a Werewolf! Through exhaustive research my colleagues and I have found these undeniable truths!

Ahem:
All of these traits are met with "MR" Barrack
" The meeting of both eyebrows at the bridge of the nose was one accepted trait of werewolves. Other indicators were curved fingernails, low set ears and a swinging stride."

This explains his sudden need for a vacation!
"After returning to their human forms, werewolves are usually documented as becoming weak, debilitated and undergoing painful nervous depression." ~He is regenerating his evil powers to eat more babies, build wind farms and raise taxes!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werewolf

If you love Jesus and America and hate them wierdo werewolves then join us in the resistance against lycanthropes.

They love us for our delicious flesh and hate us for our freedom! They want to come to OUR country ILLEGALLY from Transylvania to take the jobs from hard working American werewolves and eat our apple pie! I love apple pie... and Jesus...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always knew there was something strange about him! And notice we've never seen him campaining the day after a full moon!?? hide your children.

Anonymous said...

Werewolves are evil encarnations and shouldn't be messed with. God have mercy on your soul.

Anonymous said...

Do your mother know you are playing on the internet again?

OBAMA said...

My father was a ape and my mother a white whore than makes me a monkey not a werewolf !!

Van Helsing said...

bringing the simple minded crazies out... yes!

Anonymous said...

i'd still like him to shave his head so i can check his area code!

Anonymous said...

whoever made this website is totally fucked up!!

Michael Floyd said...

I am blown away by this discovery. How did you know? I am voting for Obama. However now I am going to try and persuade others to vote for Obama as well. I have always wanted to become a Werewolf (or a Vampire) but never knew the right people! When Obama wins I am gonna send a letter to the White House asking him or another member of his lycanthropic family to 'transform' me. I can only imagine how much fun it would be to 'selectively' populate the world with Werewolves! Since I was a boy I have regarded them as being wonderfully raw creatures, possessing an unrivaled sexiness. They are tough, like steel and have a pinch of the romantic as well.

Anonymous said...

You guys have way too much time on your hands. Can we say "fruitcake"?

Anonymous said...

Not all werewolves are bad....just like not all humans are murderers. Would you take into consideration, the hundreds of humans that have killed other humans, and then work towards destroying the entire human race? Of course not. Then why would you do it to us? Everything has an equal right to exist in this world. Just like what is being done to the wolves in the wild. So many innocent wolves being hunted down and killed just because of a handful of wolves that have caused problems on peoples properties over the years. You humans need to get over yourselves and learn to coexist with the world around you. Protect and defend your property if you must....of course, but don't go wiping out an entire species, just because of past unpleasant encounters. There are alot of animals out there that had nothing to do with the individual actions of other animals. Bear in mind though that if animal attacks on humans begin to become more frequent and more organized, it would likely be due to unjust attacks by humans on animals due to a generalized fear and hatred of them by humans. The reason that humans are so well protected compared to the animals is because humans hold themselves so highly above everything else. They have created these laws protecting people from each other which is why you normally don't have people carrying out large scale attacks against their own kind. It is easy to overlook the suffering of animals because for the most part it does not affect the well being of most people directly. This is a very self righteous and ignorant mind set to posses, and it will be the fall of humanity one day